Dat het momenteel goed gaat met de sportieve prestaties van ons clubske moge duidelijk zijn. Behalve in Nederland, begint de Parel van het Zuiden ook internationaal steeds mee aanzien te krijgen. De Geel-Zwarte koorts is inmiddels zelfs gesignaleerd in Rusland, waar Sports.ru een broekbollende reportage plaatste. Voor de volledigheid hebben wij ‘m hieronder jin op jin overgenomen:

Ïîøåë HAK !

Ïîêà ãîëëàíäñêèå ãðàíäû âÿçíóò â ïðîáëåìàõ, âî âòîðîì ýøåëîíå âçðîñëååò íîâûé êðåïûø. ÍÀÊ èç ãîðîäà Áðåäà â ïðîøëîì ÷åìïèîíàòå Íèäåðëàíäîâ ôèíèøèðîâàë íà òðåòüåì ìåñòå, â íûíåøíåì – èäåò íà âòîðîì, óñòóïàÿ ëèäåðó òîëüêî ïî ðàçíèöå ìÿ÷åé. Þðèé Äóäü â áëîãå íà Sports.ru ïðèâîäèò äåñÿòîê ëþáîïûòíûõ ôàêòîâ î íîâîé ñåíñàöèè è ïðèêèäûâàåò, êàê äîëãî îíà ìîæåò ïðîäëèòüñÿ.

1. Íàçâàíèå êîìàíäû èç Áðåäû – âîçìîæíî, ñàìîå äëèííîå â ìèðå. NAC – ýòî NOAD ADVENDO Combinatie («Ñîþç NOAD è ADVENDO»). NOAD è ADVENDO, â ñâîþ î÷åðåäü, – ýòî íàçâàíèå ñòàðèííûõ ãîëëàíäñêèõ êëóáîâ, îáúåäèíèâøèõñÿ ïîä îäíîé êðûøåé â 1912 ãîäó. NOAD (Nooit Opgeven Altijd Doorgaan) çíà÷èò ÷òî-òî âðîäå «Íèêîãäà íå ñäàâàéñÿ è áîðèñü», à ADVENDO (Aangenaam Door Vermaak En Nuttig Door Ontspannin) – «Ïðèÿòíûé ñâîèìè ðàçâëå÷åíèÿìè è ïîëåçíûé îòäûõîì». Íàçûâàòü ýòó ñëàâíóþ êîìàíäó ïðîñòî «Áðåäà» íàìíîãî óäîáíåå.

2. ÍÀÊà â íûíåøíåì ðîçûãðûøå åâðîêóáêîâ íåò.  íåì åñòü «Õåðåíâåí» (5-ÿ êîìàíäà ïðîøëîãî ÷åìïèîíàòà) è ÍÅÊ (9-ÿ), à «Áðåäà», çàêîí÷èâøàÿ ïðîøëûé ñåçîí íà òðåòüåì ìåñòå, äîâîëüñòâóåòñÿ èñêëþ÷èòåëüíî âíóòðèãîëëàíäñêèìè ðàçâëå÷åíèÿìè. Òàêàÿ íåñïðàâåäëèâîñòü – ïîñëåäíÿÿ ïàêîñòü, êîòîðóþ ïðåñëîâóòûé ãîëëàíäñêèé ïëåé-îôô ñäåëàë äëÿ ìåñòíûõ êîìàíä. «Áðåäà» áëåñòÿùå íàêàòèëà íà ôèíèø ïðîøëîãî ÷åìïèîíàòà, ñêèíóâ ñ òðåòüåãî ìåñòà âñåõ êîíêóðåíòîâ. Ê íåñ÷àñòüþ, ôèíèøíûé ñïóðò ñîðâàë êîìàíäå äûõàíèå: â èãðàõ íà âûëåò îíà ñíà÷àëà ïðîèãðàëà «Õåðåíâåíó» (0:2, 2:2), à ïîòîì áûëà ðàçäàâëåíà ÍÅÊîì (0:6, 0:1) è âìåñòî ïóòåâêè â áîëüøóþ Åâðîïó ïîëó÷èëà ïðàâî ó÷àñòâîâàòü â Êóáêå Èíòåðòîòî. Äëÿ âûçâîëåíèÿ èç ýòîãî òóðíèðà èì íàäî áûëî ïðîéòè âñåãî îäíîãî ñîïåðíèêà, íî è ýòîãî «Áðåäà» ñäåëàòü íå ñìîãëà, ïðîïóñòèâ â Êóáîê ÓÅÔÀ «Ðóñåíáîðã».

3. Íîâûé ñåçîí çàëå÷èë ïðîøëîãîäíèå ðàíû – ÍÀÊ ñòàðòîâàë î÷åíü ëèõî, ñ ñàìîãî íà÷àëà âçîáðàâøèñü íàâåðõ. Ïðàâäà, çà òå 12 ìàò÷åé, ÷òî êîìàíäû Eredivisie óñïåëè îòáåãàòü â ýòîì ÷åìïèîíàòå, «Áðåäà» ëèøü äâàæäû èãðàëà ñ òåìè, êòî áóäåò áîðîòüñÿ â ýòîì ãîäó çà ìåäàëè. «Òâåíòå» Ñòèâà Ìàêëàðåíà ñ ÍÀÊîì ñìîã ñïðàâèòüñÿ (1:0), çàòî äåéñòâóþùèé ÷åìïèîí íå óñòîÿë. ÏÑ â ýòîì ãîäó áüþò íå òîëüêî â Ëèãå ÷åìïèîíîâ – â íàöèîíàëüíîì ÷åìïèîíàòå êîìàíäà èç Ýéíäõîâåíà ïîòåðïåëà óæå ïÿòü ïîðàæåíèé.  Áðåäå ñëó÷èëîñü îäíî èç íèõ.

4. Òåìíîêîæåãî þíîøó, âîíçèâøåãî ïîáåäíûé ãîë â âîðîòà ÏÑÂ, çîâóò Ìýòòüþ Àìîà. Ãàíñêèé íàïàäàþùèé, â ýòîì ãîäó ñïðàâèâøèé 28-ëåòèå, ïðîâîäèò ëó÷øèé ñåçîí â êàðüåðå: íà åãî ñ÷åòó óæå 11 çàáèòûõ ãîëîâ è âòîðîå ìåñòî â áîìáàðäèðñêîé ãîíêå Eredivisie. Õîòÿ Àìîà íåìîëîä, èì êàê áóäòî çàèíòåðåñîâàëèñü â Àíãëèè – ïî ñëóõàì, «Ìèäëñáðî» è «Ýâåðòîí» ãîòîâû ïîáîðîòüñÿ çà íåãî ýòîé çèìîé. «Íèêóäà ÿ â ÿíâàðå íå óéäó, åñëè òàêàÿ âîçìîæíîñòü âîîáùå ñóùåñòâóåò, – óñïîêîèë âñåõ ñàì Àìîà. – ß õî÷ó èãðàòü â «Áðåäå» è âûèãðûâàòü äëÿ íåå òðîôåè».

5. ×åðåç «Áðåäó» ïðîøëî íå òàê óæ è ìíîãî èçâåñòíûõ èãðîêîâ. Ïüåð âàí Õîéäîíê ïåðåä òåì, êàê íà÷àòü ñâîè ñòðàíñòâèÿ ïî Åâðîïå, çà òðè ñåçîíà â ÍÀÊå íàêîëîòèë áîëüøå 60 ãîëîâ. Èãîðü Êîðíååâ, ðàññòàâøèñü â 2002 ãîäó ñ «Ôåéåíîîðäîì», ïðèåõàë ñþäà çàâåðøèòü êàðüåðó. Øâåä Þõàí Ýëìàíäåð è øâåéöàðåö Éîõàí Ôîíëàíòåí ñäàâàëèñü â «Áðåäó» â àðåíäó. Çäåñü æå ïåðâûå øàãè ñðåäè ïðîôåññèîíàëîâ äåëàë Îðëàíäî Ýíãåëàð – íûíå èãðîê íåìåöêîãî «Øàëüêå» è ñáîðíîé Ãîëëàíäèè. Àð÷èë Àðâåëàäçå – áðàò-áëèçíåö çíàìåíèòîãî Øîòû Àðâåëàäçå – òðè ãîäà ïîäðÿä ñòàíîâèëñÿ ëó÷øèì áîìáàðäèðîì «Áðåäû» è äî ñèõ ïîð ñ÷èòàåò ýòî âðåìÿ ëó÷øèì â ñâîåé êàðüåðå.

6. «Â Ãîëëàíäèþ ÿ ïåðååçæàë èç Òóðöèè, – âñïîìèíàåò Àð÷èë Àðâåëàäçå â èíòåðâüþ «Çàâîäíîìó àïåëüñèíó». – Ó Øîòèêà òîãäà áûëî äâà âàðèàíòà – ëèáî ÏÑÂ, ëèáî «Àÿêñ».  òî âðåìÿ ñáîðíàÿ Ãðóçèè â Áàòóìè èãðàëà ñ ìîëäàâàíàìè, è íà ýòîé èãðå äîëæíû áûëè ïðèñóòñòâîâàòü ãîëëàíäñêèå ñêàóòû. Øîòèê ñûãðàë, à ÿ íå ñìîã.  èòîãå îí óøåë â «Àÿêñ», à ìåíÿ ïîçâàëè â «Áðåäó». Òóäà ïðèøåë òðåíåð Õåðáåðò Íîéìàí, êîòîðûé ðàáîòàë â Òóðöèè è âèäåë ìåíÿ â ìàò÷àõ çà «Òðàáçîíñïîð».  Ãîëëàíäèè ÿ ïðîâåë ñâîè ñàìûå ñ÷àñòëèâûå ôóòáîëüíûå ãîäû. Áåç òðàâì. Ñûãðàë ïî÷òè âñå ìàò÷è. Òðè ãîäà ïîäðÿä áûë ëó÷øèì áîìáàðäèðîì. ×åðåç ãîä-ïîëòîðà ó ìåíÿ áûëà âîçìîæíîñòü óéòè îòòóäà â «Ðåéíäæåðñ», íî ÿ îñòàëñÿ. È íå ïîæàëåë – ýòî áûëè õîðîøèå ãîäû».

7. «È ïóáëèêà – êàê ìíå íðàâèëàñü ïóáëèêà! – ïðîäîëæàåò Àð÷èë. – Òàì òîëüêî-òîëüêî ïîñòðîèëè ñòàäèîí, àòìîñôåðà áûëà î÷åíü õîðîøåé – ýòî âñå íàøè ñîïåðíèêè ïîäòâåðæäàëè». Ôàíû «Áðåäû» è ñåé÷àñ ñëûâóò î÷åíü ýôôåêòíûìè ðåáÿòàìè, îáîæàþùèìè âèçóàëüíûé ïåðôîìàíñ.  ïåðâîé ïîëîâèíå ðîëèêà, ñäåëàííîãî ïîñëå ïîáåäû íàä «Àÿêñîì» â ïîñëåäíåì ðîçûãðûøå Êóáêà Ãîëëàíäèè, îíè ïðåäñòàþò âî âñåé êðàñå.

8. Àðåíà, íà êîòîðîé æãóò ýòè ïàðíè, íàçâàíà â ÷åñòü Àíòîíà «Ðýò» Âåðëåãõòà – îäíîãî èç îñíîâàòåëåé áîëüøîãî ôóòáîëà â Áðåäå, ïðèâåäøåãî êëóá ê ãëàâíîìó óñïåõó â èñòîðèè – ÷åìïèîíñòâó â 1921 ãîäó. Ñòàäèîí æèâåò àíøëàãàìè – èç 17 òûñÿ÷ ìåñò òîëüêî 13 òûñÿ÷ óõîäèò íà àáîíåìåíòû. Îäíî èç ïðîçâèù ìåñòíîãî ôàíüÿ – «êðûñû» – ïîìîæåò íàéòè èì äðóçåé è â Ðîññèè.

9. Ñðåäíèé âîçðàñò îñíîâíîãî ñîñòàâà «Áðåäû» ïåðåâàëèâàåò çà 30 ëåò.  íåì íåò íè îäíîãî èãðîêà ìîëîæå 27, çàòî ñåäåþùèõ âåòåðàíîâ â èçáûòêå. Éîíàñà Êîëëêó (34 ãîäà) âñå ïîìíÿò ïî ÏÑÂ, «Ïàî», «Áîðóññèè» Ìõ è ñáîðíîé Ôèíëÿíäèè, çà êîòîðóþ ó íåãî áåç ìàëîãî 90 ñûãðàííûõ ìàò÷åé. Äðóãîé ôîðâàðä Ýíòîíè Ëóðëèíã (31 ãîä) áîäðî íà÷èíàë â «Õåðåíâåíå», íî, ïåðåáðàâøèñü â «Ôåéåíîîðä», çâåçäîé òàê è íå ñòàë. Ïîëóçàùèòíèê Òîììè âàí äåð Ëåãòå (31) äâàæäû ïûòàëñÿ óñòðîèòü êàðüåðó â ÏÑÂ, íî áåç îñîáîãî óñïåõà. ×åìïèîíàò Ãîëëàíäèè ñìîòðÿò, ÷òîáû óâèäåòü, êàêèì åâðîïåéñêèé ôóòáîë áóäåò â áóäóùåì. «Áðåäà» èç òåõ ðåäêèõ êîìàíä, êîòîðûå â ñîçäàíèè ýòîãî áóäóùåãî íå ïðèíèìàþò ó÷àñòèÿ – âûñìàòðèâàòü â åå ðÿäàõ ÿðêóþ ìîëîäåæü íå èìååò ñìûñëà.

10. Áóêìåêåðñêàÿ êîíòîðà Betfair îöåíèâàåò øàíñû «Áðåäû» íà ÷åìïèîíñòâî, êàê 1 ê 28. Ýòî ÷åòâåðòûé ïîêàçàòåëü â Eredivisie – øàíñû ÍÀÊà ÷óòü âûøå, ÷åì ó «Òâåíòå» è «Ôåéåíîîðäà», çàòî â 9-10 ðàç íèæå, ÷åì ó ãëàâíûõ ôàâîðèòîâ ñåçîíà – «Àÿêñà», ÏÑ è ÀÇ. Î÷åâèäíî, ÷òî çîëîòî áóäåò ðàçûãðàíî â êðóãó ýòîé òðîèöû. Îäíàêî õâîðü, ïðèøåäøàÿ â ýòîì ãîäó â Ýéíäõîâåí è Ðîòòåðäàì, èñòîùàåò ÏÑÂ è «Ôåéåíîîðä». Åñëè â òàêîå âðåìÿ ñòàðèêè «Áðåäû» íà÷íóò ìå÷òàòü î ìåäàëÿõ, íèêòî íå áóäåò íàä íèìè ñìåÿòüñÿ. «Â Ãîëëàíäèè ñðåäíèå êîìàíäû ÷àñòî íà÷èíàþò õîðîøî, íî ïîòîì îñòàíàâëèâàþòñÿ, – ãîâîðèò Àð÷èë Àðâåëàäçå. – Íå õâàòàåò ìåíòàëèòåòà ïîáåäèòåëÿ. «Ñïàðòàê» è «Ëîêîìîòèâ» íåóäà÷íî ïðîâåëè ïîñëåäíèé ÷åìïèîíàò Ðîññèè, íî îíè âñå ðàâíî áîëüøèå êîìàíäû, ïîýòîìó â êàæäîì ìàò÷å èãðàþò íà ïîáåäó. Õîòÿ… Åñëè ÷åìïèîíîì Ðîññèè ìîæåò ñòàòü «Ðóáèí», òî â ôóòáîëå – ãîëëàíäñêîì â òîì ÷èñëå – íè÷åãî íåâîçìîæíîãî áûòü íå ìîæåò».

Hugodverdoemski! Da’s nog eens mooi leesvoer voor de vrijdagmiddag! :bier:

City of delirium updeet

Een meedenkende Ratlezer heeft bovenstaand russisch schrijven in een vertaalprogrammatje gedonderd en daaruit kwam de volgende steenkool anglosaksische vertaling rollen.

Went [NAK]

Thus far Dutch grandees stick in the problems, in the second echelon [vzrosleet] new robust fellow. [NAK] from the city of delirium in the past the championship of the Netherlands finished in the third place, in the present – it goes on the second, being inferior to leader only on the difference of balls. Yuri [Dud] in [bloge] to Sports.ru gives tens of curious facts about the new sensation even it estimates, as for long she can be prolonged.

1. name of command from deliriums – possibly, the longest in the world. NAC – this NOAD ADVENDO Of combinatie (“union NOAD and ADVENDO”). NOAD and ADVENDO, in turn, – this is the name of the ancient Dutch clubs, which were combined under one roof in 1912. NOAD (Nooit Of opgeven Of altijd Of doorgaan) means something like “never surrender and fight”, but ADVENDO (Aangenaam Of door Of vermaak En Of nuttig Of door Of ontspannin) – “pleasant by their entertainments and useful by leisure”. To call this glorious command simply “of delirium” is considerably more convenient.

2. There are no [nAKa] in the present drawing of the Eurocup. In it is “[Kherenven]” (5th command of past championship) and IT IS CERTAIN (the 9th), and “delirium”, that finished past season in the third place, it is satisfied by exceptionally intra-Dutch entertainments. This injustice – last dirty trick, which the notorious Dutch play off made for the local commands. “Delirium” lustrously it rolled to the finish of past championship, after throwing down from the third place of all competitors. Unfortunately, finishing spurt tore away to command the respiration: in the games to the departure it first lost “[Kherenvenu]” (0: 2, 2: 2), and it was then crushed certain (by 0: 6, 0: 1) and instead of the pass into large Europe obtained the right to participate in the goblet [Intertoto]. For [vyzvoleniya] from this tournament they should it was pass only one rival, but also this “delirium” make it could not, after passing into the goblet of the UEFA “[Rusenborg]”.

3. new season healed last year’s wounds – [NAK] it started very dashingly, having from the very beginning climbed upward. True, for those 12 matches, that the commands Of eredivisie had time to run off in this championship, “delirium” only twice it played with those, who will fight in this year for the medals. “[Tvente]” Of [stiva] Of [maklarena] [NAKom] could manage (1: 0), then the acting champion did not keep balance. [PSV] in this year beat not only in the League of Champions – in the national championship the command of [Eyndkhovena] suffered narrower than five defeats. In delirium one of them happened.

4. 4. dark-skinned youth, who stuck victorious goal into the gates [PSV], they call by Matthew [Amoa]. Ghanaian attacking, in this year celebrated 28- anniversary, carries out the best season in the quarry: on its calculation of the already 11 oppressed heads and the second place in the bombardier race Of eredivisie. Although [Amoa] is elderly, they as if interested themselves in it in England – it is said “Middlesborough” and “[Everton]” were ready to overcome for it by this winter. “Anywhere I in January will not leave, if this possibility generally exists, quieted all [Amoa] itself. – I want to play in “delirium” and to win for it trophies”.

5. through “delirium” past not too there are many well-known players. Pierre van [Khoydonk] to before begin his wanderings on Europe, for three seasons in [NAKe] knocked on more than 60 heads. Igor Korneyev, after parting in 2002 with “[Feyenoordom]”, arrived to here complete career. Swedish Hans [Elmander] and Swiss Of [yokhan] Of [fonlanten] surrendered in “to delirium” into the lease. Here first steps among the professionals made [Orlando] Of [engelar] – now player German “[Shalke]” and team Holland. [Archil] [Arveladze] – the brother- twin of famous Archil Arveladze (well done Bevermans :P) – three years in a row became the best bombardier “deliriums” and, until now this time considers best in its career.

6. “to Holland I crossed from Turkey, recalls [Archil] [Arveladze] in the interview “to mechanical orange”. – In [Shotika] then was two versions – either [PSV] or “Ajax”. At that time the team of Georgia in the batumi played with the Moldavians, and on this game had to be present Dutch scouts. [Shotik] played, but I was not able. As a result he left in “Ajax”, and me they called in “to delirium”. There arrived trainer Herbert [Noyman], who worked in Turkey and saw me in the matches for “[Trabzonspor]”. In Holland I conducted my happiest football years. Without the injuries. It played almost all matches. Three years were in a row the best bombardier. In year -one-and-a-half in me was the possibility to leave from there into “the Rangers”, but I remained. And it was not sorry – these were good years”.

7. “I public – as public pleased me! – continues [Archil]. – They there just barely constructed stadium, the atmosphere was greatly grow prettier – this all our rivals confirmed”. [Fany] “deliriums” and now [slyvut] by very spectacular children, who adore visual [perfomans]. In the first half of the roller, made after the victory above “Ajax” in the last drawing of the goblet of Holland, they appear in entire [krase].

8. arena, in which plait these fellows, is named in the honor of Anton “Rhaetian” [Verlegkhta] – one of the founders of the large football in delirium, which led club to the main success in the history – to championship in 1921. Stadium lives by notices – of 17 thousand places only of 13 thousands it departs to the subscriptions. One of the nicknames of local [fanya] – “rat” – will help to find by it friends, also, in Russia.

9. middle age of basic composition “deliriums” crosses in 30 years. In it there is not one player younger 27, then the grizzled veterans in the surplus. [Yonasa] [Kollku] (34 years) everyone remembers on [PSV], “PAO”, “Borussia” Of [mkh] and team Finland, for which in it almost of 90 played matches. Another forward of Anthony [Lurling] (31 year) briskly began in “[Kherenvene]”, but, after moving into “[Feyenoord]”, by star so he did not become. The half-back of Tommy by van der [Legte] (31) twice attempted to arrange to quarry in [PSV], but without the special success. They look the championship of Holland in order to see, what European football will be in the future. “Delirium” from those rare commands, which in the creation of this future do not assume participation – to look out in its numbers bright young people does not have a sense.

10. The [bukmekerskaya] office Of betfair evaluates chances “deliriums” to the championship as 1 to 28. These are the fourth index into Eredivisie – chances Of [nAKa] scarcely higher, than [u] “[Tvente]” and “[Feyenoorda]”, then is 9-10 times lower than in the main favorites of season – “Ajax”, [PSV] and THE BASICS. It is obvious that gold will be played in to the circle of this trio. However, the ailment, which arrived in this year into [Eyndkhoven] and Rotterdam, wastes [PSV] and “[Feyenoord]”. If in this time old men “deliriums” begin to dream about the medals, no one will above them laugh. “In Holland average commands frequently begin well, but then they stop, says [Archil] [Arveladze]. – Mentality of conqueror is not sufficient. “Spartacus” and “locomotive” unsuccessfully conducted the last championship of Russia, but they nevertheless large commands; therefore in each match they play to the victory. Although… If the champion of Russia can become “ruby”, then in the football – Dutch including – nothing impossible be it can”.